Covid conspiracy as Celtic force winter shutdown?

You know what? It’s the season to be jolly and we’ve heard a lot of conspiracy theories in our time at Ibrox Noise, but the one pertaining to exactly WHY Celtic forced through the early shut down certainly has our interest.

According to online sources (read: the rumour mill) there’s a very dodgy reason the Parkhead bunch made this shutdown advance by three weeks, and we at Ibrox Noise bring it to you, for the banter, you understand.

1: After the cup final Celtic went off to a nightclub to celebrate.

2: 6 players returned positive cases from this, including their goalies and their captain was a close contact.

3: Lennoxtown was shut down hence there have been no training photos, players were missing v Saints and the bench was barebones.

4: And as a result, this is why the shutdown was advanced, to give them time to get out of this pickle and it’s all been kept hush hush.

We don’t necessarily believe it, but we wouldn’t put it past either Celtic to do this following the shambles in Dubai, or to get away with it like they did that one.

Reality is our league government remains corrupt, and heavily weighted towards the green half.

But remember the refs are in our pockets and give us 7 minutes to win matches…