Rangers have been absolutely robbed by Kevin Thelwell

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Kevin Thelwell speaks at the Rangers press conference unveiling Danny Rohl as manager
GLASGOW, SCOTLAND - OCTOBER 21: Director of football Kevin Thelwell is seen as Rangers unveil their new manager Ibrox Stadium on October 21, 2025 in Glasgow, Scotland. (Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images)

The Youssef Chermiti scandal at Rangers has deepened after his debut Old Firm disaster in which the stunning waste of money proved just how bad he is.

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There’s a lot to pick through here, and Ibrox Noise is rolling our collective sleeves up on this one.

The fact this absolute waster started itself proves one of many things:

Danny Rohl wouldn’t know a striker if he scored a hat trick in front of him.

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Or

Danny Rohl is NOT picking Chermiti.

Chermiti is a *****. We have absolutely no reservations on calling a spade a spade, and calling out a **** for what he is. This man, who slagged off Rangers fans against Kilmarnock over their criticism of his ‘performances’, then proceeded to double down on those terrible performances with a shambles in Edinburgh. Yes he got an assist. Bizarre.

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Then we add the nightmare at Hampden where he missed at least one open goal and wasted several more gilt-edge chances shows the utter corruption of this signing.

Kevin Thelwell brought this clown to Everton, and he crashed there. He crashed very, very hard. And Thelwell decided to bring him to Rangers. We can only assume he’s getting a little sweetener fee for having done this.

A few hipster Rangers fans claimed this kid was the bee’s knees and would be a stunner at Rangers. Thelwell had the gall to justify the signing himself. Spouting utter rubbish with a brass neck.

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Then the boy went out in front of Rangers fans and humiliated himself several times before NOT being removed by Danny Rohl who took off Danilo instead with two goals in two matches.

Rangers only got worse up front with Miovski and Chermiti neither of whom are remotely capable.

This means that Rohl is indeed a yes man, OR he’s not got a clue.

Sorry guys, Ibrox Noise in ‘honesty’ shocker.

We definitely don’t dislike Rohl the way we did Martin, but he’s a Championship manager and Rangers are not a Championship team. And if he is picking Chermiti himself then we question his judgement.

If he isn’t, then he’s just a pawn and it’s redundant.

Either way, Rangers have been absolutely robbed over Chermiti who may be one of the worst strikers we’ve ever seen at Ibrox. Youssef Chermiti scandal at Rangers is dire.

Shameful.