Agent Lennon has attempted to continue the destruction of Celtic after confirming he will endeavour to retain the services of Shane “Paolo Maldini” Duffy this summer when the Irishman is scheduled to return to his parent club Brighton.
The farcically awful defender, whose time at Celtic Park has become a parody of how not to defend and has seen the Internet littered with memes about just what a calamity he is, could well remain at Parkhead to the delight of all who enjoy a good laugh at all things Celtic.
Agent Lennon, of course, absolutely slaughtered his squad yesterday, in ways we can rarely ever recall any manager doing about their charges, in a blatant attempt to get fired, suggesting they’d let him down and their attitudes stunk.
We find this stuff absolute comedy gold.
As Rangers close in on an inevitable 55 and the confirmed end of their pathetic attempt to secure 9.5IAR, Celtic are tearing inside out from the seams.
First Uncle Peter fecked off to be replaced by some dimwit from Rugby, or is that rugby, and now the ‘manager’ (and we use that term loosely) is doing his best to rip the wet paper bag from the inside too.
It’s folding, tumbling, collapsing like a house of cards, and it’s been absolutely coming.
In fairness, it happened to us in 2012, and it was horrible – and Scottish football was vile towards us about it, especially Celtic.
9 years later we sit back, relax and enjoy as Celtic disintegrate their very own puddle of misery.
Thank you Agent Lennon, stay in a little longer, we’ll still require your services…