The internet and social media today went into meltdown after James Tavernier and Ryan Kent tested positive. For Battle Fever.
After a few misunderstandings to say the least about what this was all about, including our good friend cv, it emerged that SSN made a little half joke about Saturday’s over two of Rangers big performers testing positive for something other than ‘little Coroni’, in this case Battle Fever.
And they’re bang on – Rangers are desperate to go to Parkhead and mop up big time, indeed for the second time in a row, after last season got cancelled due to the crisis.
And that inspires a tonne of Battle Fever, which is the kind of fever our club definitely has and wants to have going into the weekend.
Of course a few souls thought the diagnosis was for something else, which would naturally rule both players out of the derby, but unlike many, especially over the city, our players have followed protocol to the letter so far and would be unlikely to get caught out.
No, We’ve Got the Battle Fever On and that’s a terminal diagnosis.