Tuesday, 19 March 2019

"Not a Celtic fan, but...."


Ibrox Noise today received this sweet little love letter from ‘someone’ and while we usually ignore these types of incoherent rambles, we felt the urge to put this one online to show what we’re actually dealing with here on the site.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we give you, from ‘Rangers Aresh*te’, an ode, to the Famous:

“Not a Celtic fan but get a grip. The world is not against Rangers
You started this by cutting Celtic's allocation.
Your fans are bigots in the extreme.
Morelos, McGregor and Goldson are thugs.
Gerrard is a greeting faced c*nt.
Hopefully your spending money you don't have, will see you suffer the same fate as the old Rangers.
No trophies for 7 years and counting.
Even fans who have no time for Celtic either, just love it that they are trouncing Gerrard's shambles of a team.”

In truth, we actually initially stopped reading at ‘not a Celtic fan’ given if this thing was any more green and white we’d be using disinfectant on it, but we felt showing the genetic deficiencies on display was worth having a further attempt at translation. And believe us, we had to tidy this thing up and put it through Google Translate, Babelfish and the laundry before it started to make any sense.

If anyone fancies tearing this to pieces, be our guest.

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